My New Hobby is Pretty Fun (ko)



This is my new hobby of sorts. I take the Funko pops that are deeply discounted and I make them into someone new. It’s not strictly a customization it’s more of an upgrade, since I’m doing it with pops I can find super cheap.

It all started when I was shopping and I saw a bunch of two dollar pops at a discount store near me, and I thought maybe I could do something fun with these guys. So I bought a couple and turned some into characters from my books. Then I bought a few more to make pop culture characters I like. I find painting to be relaxing. I’m not great at this since I’m out of practice but it’s fun.

Are these for sale? Not yet maybe someday. Trying to get good at this.


Shocking author confession. I regret giving my book this title…


A long long time ago, well longer than I care to admit, I had an idea for a book and the title just came to me. It was during that magical time when the words were flowing, and I believed that once it came out it would become a Harry Potter like sensation. There would be a movie of course, and tie in merchandise, possibly a musical based on the movie, and of course a loyal fanbase with a catchy name like the Locker Rockers, the Lockeristas, The Mob of 17, or The Sleeperinos. None of that happened. I know you’re thinking I’m delusional, but really it’s all because The Secret didn’t take effect. When does the power of positive thinking kick in anyhow? Can someone give me Oprah’s cell number so I can ask her?

Anyway, I put my book up for sale and crickets. I shouldn’t admit this but I am. Sales are not what I thought they’d be. Even the non-delusional version of me. Sometimes I wonder if it’s my title. The title in question is Rock’N’Roll in Locker Seventeen. The same title that felt, so right, like destiny. This wasn’t going to be one of those books with a generic one or two-word title that sounded like hundreds of other books out there. This one was special.  So what went wrong with the title that felt so right?

The first problem is the phrasing of the words Rock’N’Roll . I am just sick of writing out rock’n’roll every time I promote. The punctuation never looks right and I have to tweak the apostrophes that surround the n constantly. It’s a pain, to be honest.  I’ve also discovered that people don’t really call it rock’n’roll much anymore. They call it rock, or rock and roll. If I had just called it rock and roll, I would have been able to get the keywords, rock, roll, and rock and roll. Instead, I had to be cute. I wasn’t thinking about metadata when this magical title came to me. My muse is not up on her SEO marketing I guess.

My second problem is that I wrote out seventeen. Yes, it looks better on the cover, but when people are looking for something numerical they just type the number. When I want to find my book quickly I do it too. I just type locker 17. That’s why if I had to do it over again I would call it Rock and Roll in Locker 17. Oh well live and learn, then blog about it I guess.

Oh and remember how I was admitting that my dreams of a movie, and a musical, and a fanbase, never came true. Well, I lied a little. One thing came true. You can buy awesome Rock’N’Roll in Locker Seventeen merchandise here. Yes, there is even a lunchbox covered in flaming skulls. Until next time Locker Rockers.

New Series Promote Yourself!

I’m finally ready to debut my new series on easy and affordable DIY ways to promote yourself. These tips are great for writers, musicians, filmmakers, or anyone else who has something to promote. You could even use them for job hunting but I am providing no guarantees there. Sure the internet may think an all chocolate resume is the greatest thing ever but HR people will probably just roll their eyes and not call you ever.

Why is this blog called the Locker Seventeen Blog?

It’s named after my book. I was originally going to do a lot more posts about the book, but then I realized that would get boring fast. So I did the prudent thing, I let this blog sit empty for ages and let it get stagnant like 94% of other blogs out there. Then I decided to start a blog and remembered I had one already, so here we are.

Get it here.